The first annual Thanks, Bro Jerk-Off is going to be on a boat, bro. Jerky suppliers will be present and soliciting you to vote for them to become the official jerky of the "Jerk Store" - Thanks, Bro Beef Jerky & Beer Delivery.
www.thanks-bro.com
Oh, and it'll also be a celebration of my having not died for thirty years.
The boarding window will be from 7 to 8 PM on August 10th, and then we'll set sail from 8 to 11 PM. Four-hour open bar, free jerky, bros and bro-ettes - basically the single greatest thing ever, bro.